When is it that a person throws all caution to the wind and says, “Ah Hell, I am going to do….yada, yada, yada???” For instance, I am sick and tired of waiting around for someone to find me to date and I contemplate putting an ad in some paper or magazine with a photo that may read something like this:
Dear Whomever: Let me tell you, you are missing the boat. The eagle has landed and you are no-where near the nesting site. I am a highly-educated, good looking woman with experience and va-va-voom. I am sick and tired of meeting men who have had their mid-life crisis and now after settling for a skinny skanky woman 20-years their junior, they find themselves once again single but now saddled with one, two or three kids under the age of ten?? Grow up? What the hell did you think would happen? Do you think the wise, (me) forgotten woman who has no children to rear wants to take over your sorry load of kids until they are 18 and you are 75? Forgetaboutit!!! or should I DiNero say, “Fagedaboudit!” If you want to go sticking things where they don’t belong, you can take your sorry ass and those youngsters with you well into retirement alone! I want the sensible, single, mature, well-groomed, hygienically and atomically correct male (not Ken) who loves to dance, laugh, ski, ride horses, giggle, dress up for Halloween and snow shoe to call me. (Do they exist?)
But then I think – damn thinking can get a person into trouble but not thinking will also do the same. I would be nuts to put such an ad in the paper or waste good money in a magazine, even it if was a Rob Report (yes I subscribe to that).
I think, doing something like this would be nuts! Then I think, what the hell do I care? I don’t really. I would like a mate, but at what cost? Tell me readers, should I let the Nut-O-Meter go, throw caution tot he wind and find Mr. Wonderful? (White horse must be included.) On the other hand, would I be able to write on my blog on a Saturday night at 9:30 if Mr. Wonderful were drooling on my neck? Yuck and No. Curious, let me know!